[laughing out loud] Now that I have your attention ...
No, this isn't an instruction guide for performing fellatio, though that sounds like a fun idea, too. Maybe a future blog topic. Instead this will be my little adventure in the art of baking a penis cupcake ... or as they became known at the Pure Romance party the other night: cockcakes!
It goes without saying that these parties are just plain naughty fun! Even if you don't buy anything, they are a feast for the senses. Just as a wandering stroll through the local Lover's Lane is. My hubby and I are frequent flyers at ours. [wink]
Which is where I purchased the penis-shaped cake pans. Figured two 6-packs would do the trick and that was perfect.
Hmmm, what flavor cake to use? I went with the Betty Crocker Supermoist Carrot Cake mix ... seemed appropriate for this project, as did the Betty Crocker Home-Style Cream Cheese frosting. [eyebrows waggling]
I found that by alternating the positions of the penis pans I could fit all twelve onto the cookie sheet.
Filling the pans with the cake mix was basically a guessing game and I must say that a little goes a long way. The batter did seem to have tendency to rush toward the tip end! Made me wonder if this was a case of art imitating life?
They baked well within the recommended time suggested for cupcakes, which was 17-22 minutes. I started poking at the little peckers with a toothpick at about 19 minutes though, just because it was fun. [grin]
The foil pan (liberally lubed up with Pam cooking spray) made ejaculating -- er, ejecting them from the pans quite easy. They just kind of fell out when they were done.
The whole gang hung out for a while.
Mmmmm ... the guys looking downright delicious in their finest!
Simply open wide and savor every mouthwatering inch -- er, bite! This is EXACTLY how to eat a penis!!
Have you ever had an occasion that called for some naughty baking?